Hi Peoples, Teddy here.
Let me tell you I have had the scare of my life! I thought going back to The Shelter for sharp sticks was scary but there is something even worse. And it lives in my condo!
It is a house monster! It is so loud you can’t hear the phone ring or a people knocking at the door. Mama says most people have one at their house. It is a necessity if you have rugs, she says.
Oh, I know it looks innocent enough. Like it would just roll on its wheelie feet and lap up the stuff on the rug. Mama doesn’t like stuff that gets on the rug. I don’t know why there is some pretty tasty stuff to be found. Once I found a potato chip! It was good.
Mama wants to take out the part about finding the tasty stuff like the potato chip. She says it makes it seem like she is a slob. She’s not just a little messy. I help her by eating the tasty stuff. And I am much quieter than the house monster. Anyway this is my post she is just typing because I don’t know how and the agreement is I tell her what I want to say and she types it–no editing–so it stays.
Oh yeah, about the house monster, it’s called a vacuum cleaner, Dirt Devil is its name. Got that right it is a dirty devil! I want it gone! But it is going to stay. You better believe when I see it come out of the closet I am so under the bed!