When she was very bad she would get a swat on her butt with a wooden spoon.
This would make the little girl very angry.
Once when her mommy swatted her butt
she had a temper tantrum
which resulted in another somewhat harder swat.
The angry little girl went to her bedroom,
pulled her pants down, looked in the mirror at her butt,
and let out a blood-curdling scream,
“IT’S BROKEN! YOU CRACKED IT!”
She ran into the kitchen and, with great indignation,
told her mommy that when her daddy came home
she was telling him what a terrible thing mommy did.
She would tell her daddy that mommy spanked her so hard that she
CRACKED HER BUTT!