could read lots of words before she went to school.
But she couldn’t always make sense of the words if they were in a row.
One day she was in the car with her big brudder and her mommy.
When they were stopped at a light she saw a billboard that said
Potted Roses for Sale
She knew what potted meant and what roses were and what for sale was saying.
She really didn’t understand why someone would sell potted roses.
Her daddy was sometimes potted and nobody liked it.
Mommy would say, “Your father is potted again.”
This was not a good thing.
So here was somebody advertising potted roses for sale.
Who did they think would want potted roses?
The little girl had lots of questions;
What did roses drink to end up potted?
Did they act differently potted than when they weren’t potted?
Did they get silly and dopey or loud and obnoxious?
Were they happy and laughing or sad and crying?
Did they stand up straight and pretend they were fine
or did they get wobbly and stumble around on their roots?
Did they get hang-overs and what were they like if they did?
Did they refuse to get up and if they did get up
were they droopy and mopey or loud and angry?
She asked her big brudder and mommy about the potted roses.
All they did was laugh until they cried.
The little girl was very confused.
Nobody laughed she when asked questions
about her potted daddy.