I am a good kitty,
I don’t get into trouble.
I don’t bring bugs inside and I don’t eat the plants.
I jump on bugs so Teddy knows where they are, but he brings them in to play to with.
I do bite and jiggle the plant leaves, pointing out the good tasting ones
to Teddy then he goes and pulls them off and eat them
I don’t jump on the screen and make big holes..
I make little holes that Teddy picks at making them bigger.
I don’t start fights I just like to joke with Teddy.
It’s his problem that he can’t take a joke and gets mad.
Any trouble that happens around here is because
Teddy just doesn’t know how to leave well enough alone.
That’s my story.
The whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Except for that parts that are just jive.