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Confused…

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
George Carlin

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“Oh, come on, this is another dead end!  I knew I should have gone with you to the meeting  to get our assignment.  We don’t have forever to get this done.  You do know our time here is limited don’t you?”

“Yeah, I know. Stop yelling at me!  Let me think.”

“I’ll let you think not that it’ll help.  You don’t have the brains you left Heaven with.  Why I ever got stuck with you for the last few hundred years I don’t know.  I keep asking for another devil to work with but the boss says I gotta learn to get along and make do. Keeps telling me he doesn’t have all the resources he would like to have since you know Who kicked him out.  Do you even know where we are going?”

“Of course, I know where we are going.  What?!  You think I don’t listen when the boss talks?”

“Okay, so where are we going?”

“Our assignment is at the house of the good people and I know where they live”

“So what’s the problem?”

“I don’t know how to get to there.”

“What!”

“Well, I got confused in Cleveland.”

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