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Tuesday, ten questions…

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Today is Tuesday, October 26, 2010

 

10 stoopid questions and my honest replies.

1. How do you do?

  • Do what?

2. Is that right?

  • No, I usually give false misleading information.

3. What’ up?

  • The opposite of down.

4. Why did you do that?

  • I wanted to.

5. Who do you think you are?

  • I know who I am.

6. Do you have the time?

  • No, that’s not my responsibility.

7. Care to explain yourself?

  • There is no explanation for me.

8. How many times do I have to tell you?

  • Apparently at least once more.

9. Will you promise not to get mad?

  • Yeah, right.

10. Do you want some chocolate?

  • There are some questions that should never be asked.