Today is Tuesday, October 26, 2010
10 stoopid questions and my honest replies.
1. How do you do?
- Do what?
2. Is that right?
- No, I usually give false misleading information.
3. What’ up?
- The opposite of down.
4. Why did you do that?
- I wanted to.
5. Who do you think you are?
- I know who I am.
6. Do you have the time?
- No, that’s not my responsibility.
7. Care to explain yourself?
- There is no explanation for me.
8. How many times do I have to tell you?
- Apparently at least once more.
9. Will you promise not to get mad?
- Yeah, right.
10. Do you want some chocolate?
- There are some questions that should never be asked.