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Tuesday Chatter · Uncategorized · whatever!

To-do list still to do…

Patricia9 Comments

It’s time to
Tuesday Chatter with Eugenia
and I have this to say for myself.

I had a to-do list for today.
Here’s what I did .

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  1. Read the paper and did the puzzles
  2. Went for a walk
  3. Had a bag of chips and a coke for lunch
  4. Played with the cats
  5. Started a crochet project
  6. Played some games on my Kindle
  7. Got on the computer, got side-tracked by an email and bought a phone
  8. Wrote and scheduled a blog post which led to wandering in computer land
  9. Ate supper
  10. Got back to the computer and once again wandered all over cyber-world
  11. Now I am here

There were other things I did but I can’t remember exactly what.

I still have today’s to-do list to do.
I think I will throw this list away and make one for tomorrow.
Oh, wait.
I work tomorrow and when I come home from work I won’t want to do anything.
No point in making a list for tomorrow.
I will make a list for Thursday.

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Friendly Fill-Ins · Teddy Talks · Uncategorized · whatever!

Teddy’s fill-ins…

Patricia29 Comments

hi, everybody, it’s me, teddy!
mama said I could do the friendly fill-ins this week.
this is so great being on the ‘puter again.

tc

this is week 15 of the friendly fill-ins
but my first week doing it. mama is such a ‘puter hog.
so here goes.

  1. When I run out of canned cat food, I use mama’s tuna instead. i really like it when there is no cat food. doesn’t happen often enuff!

      2. My guru is i’m not sure what a guru is but i think it is prolly my mama.

      3. I am afraid of people, every people everywhere, except my mama.

      4.I feel empowered when jack runs away from me and i chase him then he lays down all wimpy like and i bites him and pull his hairs out.

that’s it for me.
have a good weekend!
teddysign

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Tuesday Chatter · Uncategorized · whatever!

My Tuesday…

Patricia8 Comments

Time for Tuesday Chatter!

I have been kinda busy all day.  Got up early, yes, I got up early.
Took a walk and of course, it was HOT!
On the way home I stopped at the library to pick up a book they were holding for me,
The City of Mirrors by Justin Cronin.
It’s the third in the trilogy so it will be wrapping up the story
that started with The Passage and continued with The Twelve.
I know when I start this book everything else will stop
and I have some other stuff that needs to be done.
I have a feeling there will be little sleep this week.

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I also, gasp, cleaned the bathroom.
I mean from top to bottom.
Even took the light fixture down and washed it!
It looks so nice that now I don’t want to use it.

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Then I went down to our Fitness Center to try to figure out
how to make room for a bike/elliptical.
It’s a small room with a treadmill, a weight contraption that is huge,
another thing I don’t know the name of that you do pull-ups on,
a bench, two weight racks, a big ball, a half ball thing, and a bookcase
that holds other odds and ends that exercisers use.
I know what bike/elliptical I want us to have but it is going to be tight.
But then, where there is a will there is a way and I really want the bike/elliptical.

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And now here I am writing blog posts.
I’m so industrious.
So industrious that I am pooped.
So good night.
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In Other Words (Quotes) · someone said · Uncategorized · whatever!

I have to disagree…

Patricia12 Comments

“There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.”
Jerome K  Jerome

I have to disagree with Mr. Jerome.  I love doing nothing and have fun while doing it.  I think doing nothing is doing something. It’s just that it looks like nothing is being done. nothingNot everyone can become good at this. It takes practice and determination to make doing nothing fun. I am very good at this. In fact, I have elevated having fun doing nothing to an art form. This art form is closely related to that of procrastination at which I am also very good. I don’t know which came first and seriously doubt that it matters. If you are good at one you are good at the other. It does take years to be better than good, to move into the Gold Medal class but the time it takes is fun-filled nothingness. Trust me I know of what I speak.

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With that thought…

Patricia9 Comments

I have little to add to Tuesday Chatter this week.
I think the heat is shrinking my brain.
With that thought…

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Aren’t ostriches the funniest critters?
They have such little heads and very expressive faces
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Their legs are so long and powerful
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They are sort of prehistoric looking like maybe they are akin to dinosaurs.
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I hear they are good parents but I don’t know if that is true,
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but this mama or papa (I am not familiar with ostrich genders
to identify which this is but it looks like a mama to me) sure is
beautifully proud of her chicks.

So that’s what came out of my heat shrunk brain this week.
Do you think when it cools off, if it ever does, I will become swell-headed
or will I remain a shriveled brain?

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