Today is Tuesday, October 26, 2010

 

10 stoopid questions and my honest replies.

1. How do you do?

• Do what?

2. Is that right?

• No, I usually give false misleading information.

3. What’ up?

• The opposite of down.

4. Why did you do that?

• I wanted to.

5. Who do you think you are?

• I know who I am.

6. Do you have the time?

• No, that’s not my responsibility.

7. Care to explain yourself?

• There is no explanation for me.

8. How many times do I have to tell you?

• Apparently at least once more.

9. Will you promise not to get mad?

• Yeah, right.

10. Do you want some chocolate?

• There are some questions that should never be asked.